Looking For A Job?
The Corporation Needs You!
Apply at Suit City HQ today and put the future of the world in your hands!
The Corporation IS you! The Corporation keeps our beloved society in order and in justice.
The Corporation supplies the task and the task supplies cash! And remember citizen, more
reward for the less questions you ask… Our perfect society relies on us to keep the cogs in
the machine lubed up and quiet. The cogs keep the machine running and functional.
We need cogs like you to support the city in the most noble of ways. Take action!
Take a stand! Take this application in your hand and apply now!
Necessary Credentials:
Strong Fists
Chiseled Jaw-line
Fantastic Tie
A Very Girthy Briefcase
Fighting Experience
Lack of Heart
Love for the Corporation!
Please submit your application along with your $0.99 application fee to start today!
Features
Over 99 Different Types of Enemies
Find Hidden Treasures Within Each District
Enjoy a Kickin’ Soundtrack Composed by Gbone and the Biz
86% Interactive Environments
Lots and Lots of Sandwiches
Multiple Hours of Game Play
35 Achievements
Steam Trading Cards
All of this and more for less than 1 dollar!