Hey, human! I’m BAIKOH, and I’m a wordplay. Write words by tapping blocks that fall randomly from the top of the screen. Each block has a letter, so… you’re getting the idea, the genius.

Type fast and constantly to destroy blocks and keep them at the top of the screen, or just use power-ups to make everything explode. That will work too.

The list of “interesting things”:

• COMPLETELY FREE WORD GAME! Yes, written in capital letters to get your attention, you narrow-minded human.

• ONLINE BATTLES in real time. Make your friends suffer by sending them bombs, boulders, freezing letters and much more. The first to reach the top loses the game!

• EARN BADGES with the power to cut, ignite and blow things up.

• LEVEL UP! The better you get, the more your words will win and the more you will suffer.

• OBSESSIVELY MADE WITH LOVE by my human slaves: design, code, everything.

• Sarcastic humor.

• 100% candy-free application.

• No pay to play, no pay to win.

• IT’S FREE! What else do you want?

Storage permission is to cache advertisements on SD memory card. The reasons are:

1. To save internal storage space and save data when not connected to WiFi.

2. More chances to watch rewarded ads (I confess that this benefits me more than you).

NO human, I don’t want to peek into your files for self-excavations or embarrassing nudes. For more information on what I do with your data read my “Privacy Policy”.

FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK! (That’s an order, human!)

www.facebook.com/playbaikoh

I’d really love to hear your suggestions and comments…totally.

ANY QUESTIONS? READ THE EXPERIENCES SECTION:

www.playbaikoh.com

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Seriously, has anyone actually read all of this?