Huh?DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you’re on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy.FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHHWell how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes!I can’t! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!!Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves:a boyon a dateplaying his Gam retro handheld video game console.You are that boy.Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that dateand you speak to said date.Or you don’t really speak to her, but you select dialogue optionswhile also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80sand lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen.And there’s a funny waiter.You’ll see.And that’s…DateBoySounds dumb.You’re dumb.