C4-Clicker: First Mint is a ridiculous 2-in-1 hybrid game where you’ll click your way through the crypto underworld while farming parody coins and vault monsters who never sold the top — and now you’re here to collect.” Click through the dip and collect absurd coins like XRPlease, BTG, and ChartGoblin. Unlock the Vault, send your party into battle, and auto-farm legendary gear to boost your yield. Trade items on the Steam Market, chase rare drops, or just… keep waiting. (Still waiting.) It’s half idle clicker, half parody RPG — all degen. HODL tight. This market only goes sideways.