🔴 A Simple Job – A game that slowly drives you insane… for free! 🌀Welcome to your new dream job! Your task? Super simple:
Just don’t press the red button. Sounds easy, right? 😇 Well… it would be if it weren’t for that annoying voice constantly yapping in your ear.
Imagine Clippy from the 2000s had too much coffee, a podcast mic, and zero chill. 🎤😵Explore the many ridiculous ways this “simple” game can end — there are more endings than you’ll have reasons to distrust that button. 💣🏆 Features:🔴 One (suspiciously good-looking) red button that can ruin everything
🧠 Multiple endings, ranging from “meh” to “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!”
🥇 A small but mighty list of achievements — more coming if people like it!
😵 A narrator voice you’ll regret meeting (and it regrets you too)
💸 100% free (because even we know this got out of hand)So… do you accept the job?
🔕 Don’t press the button.
🔔 Or… maybe do? 👀
(And if you like it, we’ll make it even worse. Promise.) 😈