Welcome to the grind, loser. We hope you brought snacks. You start in the mud. Broke. Confused. Ten hours later you’re running a hyper-optimized mining empire, yelling at your dog for wasting your IRL energy.This isn’t just an idle game — this is your new second job. Without pay. Without health insurance. But with dopamine. 🛠 What to expect:Brutal Progression: Every click matters. Every resource is earned. Regret is a mechanic. Deep Crafting Web: If it exists, you probably made it from twigs, dust, and trauma. Prestige Mechanics: Reset. Profit. Repeat. Classic, but evil. Scaling Like a Maniac: Soft caps. Hard caps. Emotional caps. Idle, Not Dead: Plays in the background… until you blink and it’s 3:27 AM. Low System Impact: Runs on a potato. Destroys your soul, not your CPU. 🚫 What’s NOT included:No microtransactions No loot boxes No fake “idle” systems No blockchain garbage No mercy🧠 Built for people who: Reboot runs over 0.01% inefficiency Read patch notes for fun Optimize their grandma’s garden Think numbers > feelings 💬 Totally real reviews: “Missed my grandma’s birthday. She understands.” – Tim, 42 “This game taught me math. Then punished me for it.” – Former Valedictorian “96 hours in. No idea if I’m having fun.” – Person With No Face “It runs on a toaster. I still overclocked it.” – Linus (not that one) 📈 Final Notes:Frequent updates New items & quests added weekly Steam Deck friendly (but not legally liable for addiction)
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